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Did I do that?

Posted: October 29th, 2010 | Author: | | Tags: , , | No Comments »

We totally called it.  We tried to tell you that setting stuff on fire to combat bedbugs “has its downsides.”  Well, New York’s own winner, Miriam Ortiz, ignored our prudent warnings and set a mattress in her building on fire, fearing that it had bedbugs.  Miriam, at best you are as mad as one of those villagers who marries a horse and at worst, a complete numbskull.  Society leaves you to contemplate the difference in a period of isolation. 

Our friends at Gawker drew a helpful moral from the story:  Don’t set fire to shit, dummy.  But it took our special analytical powers to come up with that nugget *before* it actually happened.  Because we are geniuses.




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