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Reader Question of the Week: Bedbug-a-boo

Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: | | Tags: , , | 2 Comments »

Q: Should I be a bedbug for Halloween?

A:  Most emphatically, yes!  Bedbugs are truly this year’s real-life bogeyman.  People are absolutely terrified at even the thought of these tiniest of pests.  You will inspire dismay in the hearts of everyone you meet as you appear on the town with madcap zeal in your bedbug costume.   Thrill as you provide that element of cringing disapproval by crabwalking through the homes of your friends.  For added realism, we suggest a stadium pal filled with blood be strapped to your back.  What?  We aren’t allowed to say that?  Ok, don’t do that. Content yourself with stretching the limits of good taste by just…being a bedbug!  You can’t possibly fail to have some traumatic insemination all your own.  And even if you don’t, well just look how much fun this guy is having:

2 Comments on “Reader Question of the Week: Bedbug-a-boo”

  1. 1 HBK said at 9:36 am on October 19th, 2010:

    What’s a snappy comeback in case someone mistakes me for Domo-kun?

    Are you sure this won’t lessen my chances of Halloween sex?

  2. 2 HJM said at 4:12 pm on October 19th, 2010:

    Your chances to hook up when dressed as a bedbug completely vary according to gender. If you are a man dressed as a bedbug you may elicit pity, which someone may find cute. If you are a lady dressed as a bedbug it depends on only one thing- are you a SEXY bedbug?

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